5. You know all of Matt's lines in Downward
Angel.
("Right hand man, huh?")
4. You know exactly when to look up during TFATF, so you don't
miss a second of his screen time.
3. You think Blade 2 is over when Chupa becomes Reaper fodder.
2. You play Matt's big scene in Blade in slow motion, so you
don't miss a moment of it.
1. You and your best friend spend all day watching Matt's movies
and trying to identify the Atlanta drawl that peeks out occasionally.
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